Sunday, 12 January 2020

TIMMTI: Saturday Night Live

The Internet Made Me Try It

App: YouTube
Ad: Saturday Night Live
Targeted: Yes

Last week, YouTube tried to make me buy sofas and watch long movies.  Let's see what it wants this week! 



The top of my feed is an ad from 'Quixotic Blog' and it's a promoted video.  It's in one of YouTube's most popular genres: gaming videos.  I'm not a gamer - we had a Dreamcast with Sonic Adventure when I was a little kid and I have Guitar Hero now which I occasionally play on easy mode, but that's all my video game experience - so I've never been able to understand the appeal of watching other people play games online.  Looking at this video, I've got no idea what the game is or what I'm supposed to be looking at.  Rather than advertising the game itself, I think it's meant to be an advertisement for the channel itself.  As the ad means nothing to me, I'm not going to click through and try to make sense of the channel.  By the way, if I do get games advertised to me, and I'm sure I will, I won't be buying them since I don't have a console to try them out on...

On to the videos YouTube is recommending to me.  Today it's not one of the daily mixes that's at the top of my feed - instead it's a compilation of Ricky Gervais' intros and monologues at the Golden Globes.  I clicked and there's no ad, but I'm not actually sure why YouTube thought I'd want to watch this video anyway since I don't like Ricky Gervais.  I guess it's probably because I'm interested in movies and comedy in general.

While I was typing this my phone actually went on standby which closed the YouTube app, and when I reopened it the feed had refreshed, so I won't ever know what else was in store for me originally.  Upon reopening, I've now got a sponsored video called 'Nail Your Maths GCSE'.  Definitely not targeted, since I took the Scottish equivalent of GCSEs 12 (!) years ago.  The first non-sponsored video on my feed is a Saturday Night Live sketch called 'Floribama Shore', which is a parody of terrible reality show Jersey Shore set during a hurricane. 



I watch a lot of Saturday Night Live clips on YouTube and there are so many of them that I'm not surprised YouTube is always throwing more into my recommendations.  This one in particular makes sense today as I just watched their Love Island parody sketch, which I suppose is the British version of America's trashy reality TV.  As far as SNL sketches go I'd rank it somewhere in the middle - it didn't really make me laugh but it was a pretty spot on recreation of the type of show it was lampooning.  I watched the episode when it came out - the host was Saoirse Ronan - but I didn't remember anything about it, probably because everything else in that episode is overshadowed by the song from Saoirse's monologue about how to spell and say her name (which is one of those songs that's stuck in my head all the time!).



There wasn't an ad attached to the clip but under the video I was invited to buy Season 36 of SNL (not the season that this video came from).  Season 36 is the one that ran from 2010 to 2011, which is a couple of years before I started watching the show so I don't think I've seen any of these episodes but it's possible I'll have seen some of the sketches from this era on YouTube.  Rather than follow their suggestion to buy the whole season, I thought it would be fun to pick an episode from this run and review the sketches.  Looking at the names of the hosts is like a time capsule of the era - there's Bryan Cranston while Breaking Bad was on, Jane Lynch at the height of Glee-mania and Jesse Eisenberg promoting The Social Network.  As for musical guests, this season has Katy Perry and Lady Gaga at their chart-topping peak, debuts from Ellie Goulding and Florence + The Machine, plus legends like Paul Simon, Paul McCartney and Elton John. 

I've chosen to watch Episode 5, which was broadcast on 30 October 2010 and hosted by Jon Hamm with musical guest Rihanna.  I picked this one because I'm interested to see what sort of Mad Men parody they do with Jon Hamm - he's promoting the series of the show where they introduce Megan to the cast - and also because Jon Hamm is hot so I'd like to spend an hour looking at him.  This is also the year that Rihanna put out 'Loud' which is one of my favourite Rihanna albums and aesthetic eras so I'd like to see which songs she sings and of course what she wears to perform them.



The cold open to this episode sets the scene politically with Jason Sudeikis playing Vice President Joe Biden.  He talks about an election, which I assume must be midterms as we're in the beginning of Obama's first term, before giving a lot of his time to talking about the rescue of the Chilean miners.  I don't know about you, but I can't believe that the Chilean miners story was ten years ago!  A lot of my understanding of US politics comes from the SNL opening scenes so even on new episodes I miss a lot of the jokes, so even though this one is from a decade ago I don't feel like I'm watching something that I don't understand because of the time period. 



Next up we're introduced to the cast, which at this point features stars like Bill Hader, Fred Armisen, Kristen Wiig, Seth Meyers and Andy Samberg.  The only cast member from this season who is still on the show is Kenan Thompson but there are a few who I remember seeing when I've watched the show in the last few years, and a couple of faces in there who I don't remember but who I've seen in sketches.  The one thing that did strike me is that there are far fewer women in the cast in 2010 than there are in 2020. 

Jon Hamm is hosting the show for the second time and for his monologue he calls on the power of Don Draper to come up with advertising slogans for common household items.  It's a fine introduction; not hilarious, but he's very charming.



 The first proper sketch is an 'SNL Digital Short', which they don't do very often these days but they were big when Andy Samberg was in the show.  To my surprise, Rihanna is in this one and it's a music video where she and Samberg play "Ronnie And Clyde".  Rih is a confident gun-slinger robbing a bank with Samberg's 'Shy Ronnie' whose part of the song is an incoherent mumble which confuses the tellers and customers.  Rihanna's Clyde gets away with the money (and Jon Hamm) while Ronnie accidentally shoots himself.  It's no 'Natalie's Rap' or 'Dear Sister' but it's alright - Rihanna singing phrases like "they can't hear you, use your outside voice" was the highlight. 



The next sketch sees Bill Hader impersonate Vincent Price for a Halloween sketch, "Vincent Price's 1960 Halloween Special".  Celebrity impersonation sketches are probably my favourites on SNL and this one was particularly fun.  Along with Price, we get Wiig doing a spot-on Judy Garland, Hamm playing a sexually-inappropriate Presidential candidate John F Kennedy and an even more inappropriate Liberace from Armisen.  It's early days but I suspect this might be the highlight of the show. 



I'm spoiled by a second celebrity sketch immediately after, which is a screen test reel for Back To The Future.  Aside from Jay Pharoah's impression of Eddie Murphy, I don't think much of the impersonations, but it's cool to see that they've been doing the screen test skit for this long - there are versions of this sketch where the movie is Fifty Shades Of Grey and Star Wars (which also features Jon Hamm) and I've watched them more than once. 



Next up, Kristen Wiig plays an unhinged woman auditioning for a play, with Jon Hamm as the husband called in to defend her when she doesn't get the role.  Again, it's a fine sketch, but I have noticed that so far Kristen Wiig is the only woman in the cast who is getting to do any acting.  We get a second part of the Back To The Future screen tests after this sketch and Taran Killam stands out this time with his impressions of Gilbert Gottfried and Pee Wee Herman. 



Finally it's Rihanna time.  The stage is lit up in red to match her hair and her band launches into a cool dancehall rhythm that I didn't recognise as 'What's My Name?' until she started singing.  This version omits Drake's verse at the start of the song so we just get Rihanna, dressed in a bra and hotpants, with her backing singers.  I'd forgotten how good this song is so it was a pleasure to see Rihanna singing it and looking like she was having such a good time on stage.



As is tradition, after the musical guest comes Weekend Update.  In 2010 it was presented by Seth Meyers alone, and he goes through some political and quirky news stories.  It was weird for me to see Meyers hosting the segment by himself, as I'm so used to the current duo of Michael Che and Colin Jost taking turns to cover each story.  Some things in 2010 are the same as 2020 though - this edition poked fun at former New York Mayor (now Trump advisor) Rudy Giuliani.  Hader came on to do a political impression and Wiig and Armisen did a turn as their characters Garth and Kat, who are singers that never prepare their songs ahead of the show so make up something terrible on the spot.  Recognisable, but not the most iconic characters of the era. 



After a saucy picture of Jon Hamm in the shower, we launch into the next sketch, 'I Didn't Ask For This', which is a talk show starring people who have become the subject of viral videos.  Bobby Moynihan plays the host of the show, who has been the victim of a jumpscare and punches through his computer, Wiig plays a woman who gets hit by a hammer while trying to avoid a bee sting, and Hamm is a man who does a weird cry when reunited with his son.  As good as she is, I'm sick of the sight of Kristen Wiig at this point.  Jon Hamm is the star here and watching his face crumple as he does the cry which made his character internet famous is the first time I've really laughed during the show.



Another sexy shot of Hamm and then we're into a parody of a 70s buddy cop show.  In this one, Hamm has to ride on the back of Sudeikis' motorbike and instead of going out to crime scenes they end up on romantic rides out in the countryside.  The writing is so-so, but we do get to see the pair kiss at the end.



I expected Rihanna next but again, Kristen Wiig.  This time, she and Hamm are playing a couple of lounge singers/comedians who keep arguing and then telling the audience these are fake arguments to draw in the crowd.  Again, it's fine, but the chance to see any other woman from the cast would have been so welcome at this point. 



Luckily Rihanna re-appears next to sing 'Only Girl (In The World)'.  This time she's wearing a red prom dress and a big red bow in her hair and she twirls around the stage looking like an all-red version of Madonna in the mid-80s.  The song is usually heavy on the electronics but it's being played by guitars and keys on the SNL stage which gives it a different sound.  Unfortunately Rihanna can't actually sing it the way it sounds on the record, which has some soft falsetto in the verses.  The chorus and middle-8 parts sound pretty good but, despite this being another great song, it doesn't work for her live. 



There's one last short sketch, which is a cartoon chihuahua voiced by David Spade making cutting remarks about his owner and the celebrities at a party.  I've never seen a cartoon on SNL before and I have no idea what this one is doing here; presumably they had a minute to fill and needed something short to fit the space, but as it features none of the cast and isn't funny it really sticks out.  After this Hamm signs off with a Happy Halloween and the show is finished for the week. 

A few things surprised me about this episode.  Firstly, I can't believe they didn't do a Mad Men sketch, given its popularity at the time.  Perhaps it was done when Hamm presented last time.  I'm also quite surprised that the show didn't feel too dated for something that was ten years old - there was a Bill Cosby impression in there and references to Charlie Sheen and the Chilean Miners but because their celebrity parodies were set in the past it didn't date the show.  The biggest surprise, of course, was the lack of female talent in the show.  I'm used to seeing Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant, Leslie Jones, Kate McKinnon, Heidi Gardner etc. featuring heavily so to have Kristen Wiig supported by one other female cast member (who got maximum of one line in a couple of sketches) was shocking.  Vanessa Bayer joined the cast for this season and she became a bigger star later but isn't even seen in this episode except for in crowd scenes. 

The best part of this episode was Rihanna's performance of What's My Name, with the Vincent Price sketch and the Jon Hamm interstitials coming in as runners-up.  Despite the number of big names on the cast I was disappointed by the lack of variety - not nearly enough Andy Samberg moments - and I'm thankful that the show is a lot more diverse ten years on. 

Let me know what your favourite SNL sketches are!

R x

Friday, 10 January 2020

TIMMTI: Twitter ads

The Internet Made Me Try It
Day 8: 9 January 2020

App: Twitter
Ad: Various
Targeted: No?

I took a day off yesterday but I'm back and ready to see what Twitter has to offer.  I see sponsored tweets mixed in with my timeline and I've interacted with them only to vote if there's a poll, but I don't think I've ever clicked on a Twitter ad.

The first sponsored tweet on my timeline always comes immediately after the most recent tweet (i.e. it's the second tweet on my feed) and right now it's for HSBC UK.  Their tweet is a video ad about inclusiveness and home - obviously trying to show themselves as being pro-immigration and togetherness with the slogan "we are not an island".  It's bold to be advertising that on Twitter where people have so many arguments about Brexit but I admire it.  The replies are mostly people insulting the bank and being pro-Brexit, mixed with some pro-Brexit parody and a few people calling out racism.  A mixed response, then.  Even though I liked the ad, switching my bank account to a company who don't have a branch nearby just for the purposes of a personal experiment seems like a big effort, so lets move on.

The next tweet on my timeline isn't an ad but it is promotional.  It's from Buzzfeed Quiz, who I'm a little ashamed to say I follow.  Buzzfeed quizzes are another of my guilty pleasures - even though the results are meaningless, I like answering the questions.  My favourites are the ones where you 'build a playlist' from the list of songs they offer in the questions, but sometimes I do the polls and the 'would you rathers' and the general knowledge and star sign ones if I'm bored.


The one they've just tweeted about is called "Which member of these K-Pop groups has the best vocals?".  I do not listen to K-Pop at all and while I could name a handful of groups, I couldn't name a single member of a K-Pop group.  I considered listening to some K-Pop and making an informed judgement so I could take part in these polls but you guys, there are 12 questions and so many members in most K-Pop bands that it would take me days to listen to them all and come to a conclusion.  If you're a K-Pop fan the quiz can be found here but I simply cannot commit the time to this on a work day!

I don't feel great about looking at 2 different promotional tweets and not actually trying either of them but I'm going to consider this to be a bit of an education about Twitter content.  When I register sponsored tweets as being such it's usually because they're surreal (not as surreal as Tumblr though, more on those when I do a Tumblr day), so it was interesting to see a real trusted company putting themselves on everyone's timelines and opening themselves up to abuse like that.  I don't think the HSBC ad was targeted; I tweet about being left-wing and in favour of as much unity between nations as possible, so they've mirrored my political opinion, but the replies to the tweet suggest that it was also seen by people who do not share my views. 

The Buzzfeed Quiz tweet, by its nature, can't be targeted, aside from the fact it tweets the content I followed it for.  It's a shame that in this case it was promoting a quiz that I'm not qualified to take part in, but I'm sure I'll get to indulge in my Buzzfeed Quiz pleasure with my readers sometime!

R x

Wednesday, 8 January 2020

TIMMTI: LED Book Light

The Internet Made Me Try It
Day 7 - 7 January 2020

App: Pinterest
Ad: Bright Eyes Book LED Light
Targeted: Unsure

I thought it might be interesting to go back to the same app I picked yesterday and check out whether the ads or pins have changed at all, after clicking on the WWF ad yesterday.  Will it show me the same ad again, or something similar?  Will it put some animal/ocean themed pins onto my feed?  Lets take a look.

Here's what I see when scrolling through Pinterest today: a bullet journal spread, a photo of Lana Del Rey from her Ultraviolence video (not the same photo as yesterday, but I saved yesterday's one!), an ad for an LED book light. 



An ad!  It's from a website called "Amazious" whose logo looks suspiciously similar to the Amazon logo in terms of font and colour scheme, but it's not Amazon.  I'm immediately distrustful of their basic-looking website which has a few products for sale, mostly gadgets, and looks like the sort of online store you might set up as a beginner. 

The LED book light is the first 'featured product' on their website and is advertised for £28.09.  It's a sheet of clear plastic (presumably it isn't glass) with a strip of LEDs down one side.  If you Google search the product name "Bright Eyes Book LED Light" you get a number of websites which all have the exact same description - none of the sites are 'Amazious'.  I also found an eBay link where the product is on sale for £5 and found it on Amazon for between £2-£30. 

This experiment was meant to see what sort of things the internet would like me to try and buy, but I can see quite clearly that I should not give my banking information to this website and I won't be buying this book light from them.  However, I don't have a book light at the moment and do my reading by the light of my bedside lamp, so maybe one day I'll invest in one from a trusted retailer.

As to whether or not this is a targeted ad, it's possible.  I have looked at reading challenges on Pinterest and I save a lot of bullet journal inspiration so it would make sense for them to think I'd like a book light.  I hope it doesn't think I'm down to get scammed though. 

Since I'm not risking that, I've gone back to the first pin, which is the bullet journal spread, and saved it to try on the next page of my journal.  It looks like this:



The spread was made by an Instagram user called the.pinecone.planner and they have a lot of cute ideas on their Insta page, if you're looking for inspiration.  I'll post a photo of how my spread turns out once it's done!

I'm now a week into the experiment and so far I'm surprised that most of the adverts have been for apps and projects, rather than straight-up asking me to buy things.  Going into this, I expected to have spent more money by now so it's cool to have been offered book recommendations and tips on saving the planet from sponsored content instead. 

Tuesday, 7 January 2020

TIMMTI: Ocean Rescue

The Internet Made Me Try It
Day 6: 6 Jan 20

App: Pinterest
Ad: Sky/WWF Ocean Rescue
Targeted: Unsure

Ah, Pinterest, that most aspirational of apps.  It's one of the few apps where I don't feel like I'm putting on a show because I don't have any followers (or at least, I don't know any of my followers), yet it's the social media app that I see as the shiniest and most in pursuit of perfection, even more than Instagram.

I use it to 'pin' pictures in different categories - photos of my favourite celebrities, inspiration for my bullet journal, the occasional lifestyle tip, that sort of thing.   Of all my apps, it's the one that personalises the content on the homepage the most, aside from maybe YouTube - I don't really follow anyone on Pinterest but it knows what I like.  I usually ignore the ads on there when I'm scrolling through potential pins to add to my collections and find them to be an annoyance but today I paid attention to see what I got.

Here's what the algorithm served me today: a photo of Lana Del Rey from her Ultraviolence video, a photo of Matty Healy lounging dressed all in red, an autumnal bullet journal spread, a list entitled 'better synonyms for 'sad'' (Pinterest thinks I'm a writer, despite me never pinning anything relating to writing), another more recent photo of Lana Del Rey and finally a video ad that started like this:


It's another New Year's Resolution themed ad!  It goes on to talk about how plastics are killing our oceans and is a promotional video for Ocean Rescue, which is a project Sky is running in conjunction with the WWF.  Clicking on the video takes me to the Ocean Hero page on the WWF website:



Apparently, Sky have pledged to cut down on their plastic use and are investing in alternatives, which is a good move.  I see and hear a lot of adverts for Sky on social media, especially on Spotify and Podcasts, and usually they're trying to sell me broadband or TV packages, so when I saw that Sky was the sponsor of this ad I almost didn't click, assuming that's where this was going.  As a side note, I won't be switching telecoms providers as part of this experiment for a few reasons - I don't pay the phone bill, we entered a new contract on December 31st (with a different provider), and I work in the telecoms industry so it's going to take more than a shiny ad with some bold claims to earn my trust! 

So, I was pleasantly surprised to be taken to the WWF and asked to make a pledge to become an 'Ocean Hero'.  There are four pledges to take:
  • Say no to plastic
  • Reduce carbon emissions
  • Eat sustainable fish
  • Donate
The first one suggests cutting down on carrier bags, coffee cups and plastic bottles.  This is something I'm already working on (and I hope you are too) - my family have always reused our carrier bags so always use bags for life at the supermarket, and if I go out I always have a tote bag or a cool plastic bag from a record store to re-use.  I've stopped using plastic cups at the office watercooler and I'm working on finding an alternative to a plastic sandwich bag to bring snacks to the office.  It doesn't seem right to pick this one as my pledge since I'm already doing it.

Reducing carbon emissions is all about using public transport and clean energy.  Like the phone bill, I don't get to choose the household energy supplier so I don't have any control over that part.  I also can't drive so I don't have a car, which means I rely on public transport to commute and travel.  Basically, I'm already doing all I can here.  I'm also not the person who buys fish to bring into the house for dinner, so looking for the MSC or ASC label in the supermarket isn't for me either.

That means it's time to donate!  After clicking the 'donate' link on the page, the site took me to a page that explains some of the things they've done with people's donations, like built a robot shark designed to eat plastic, planted seagrass which absorbs carbon, and lobbied the government to protect marine life.  I decided to give £10 which only required me to enter my details, no registration needed.  They sent me a thank you email which offers links to environmental petitions, WWF membership and information about the endangered species that they're working to protect. 

Although I'm not a big animal lover, it's hard to argue against the WWF as a worthy cause, especially as with this campaign they're trying to save the environment for humans as well as animals.  Climate change is a very real threat that I hope the big global powers start to take seriously.  Sometimes it feels hopeless to try to make changes on an individual level when the huge corporations aren't doing their bit, but as Greta Thunberg says, no one is too small to make a difference.  It's good to see Sky advertising some action but I'll be on the look out for other Comcast companies making a positive or negative impact on the environment to see how believable I think their story is.

It's hard for me to say whether this was a targeted ad or not.  I think Pinterest ads are probably rolled out to all their users because I haven't pinned anything relating to the environment or animals, but I can't be certain.  Perhaps once I'm further into the experiment, I'll be able to draw a better conclusion.

If you want to check out the WWF's Sky Ocean Rescue Project and donate to the cause, click here.

PS. I haven't mentioned her today but did anyone else watch Safiya's wedding video that just came out?  It made me a little misty-eyed, what a beautiful wedding! 

Monday, 6 January 2020

TIMMTI: Feel Better, Live More

The Internet Made Me Try It Day 5: 5 Jan 2020

App: Podcasts
Ad: Be A Better You - Feel Better, Live More with Dr Rangan Chatterjee
Targeted: No

I'm an avid podcast listener, racking up a few hours each week soaking up my favourites.  At the moment I'm listening to Chart Music, Decoder Ring and Reply All.  Of those three, Chart Music has recently become "all adverty" as they put it, and the other two don't feature ads aside from Decoder Ring occasionally telling me that electric cars are "normal now".  Unfortunately, I'm up to date with Chart Music at the moment and have no unplayed podcast episodes in my library, so that won't be my source for today.

Like the iTunes Store, there's a tab on the Podcasts app for finding shows that Apple recommends, called the 'Featured' tab.  Today, the top banner was advertising a collection called "Be A Better You", aimed at those of us who are figuring out our New Years Resolutions and looking for some tips and inspiration.  


There are a few different categories of resolution in the collection to match popular Resolutions - things like 'be a better exerciser', 'be a better reader' and 'be a better cook'.  The first one on the page, 'be a better parent', was of no use to me since I'm not a parent, so I skipped ahead to the next category: 'be a better thinker'.


This category is all about mental health.  Like most of the categories, it featured podcasts I've heard of, like Fearne Cotton's 'Happy Place' which has been well-publicised, along with ones I hadn't, like 'Feel Better, Live More with Dr Rangan Chatterjee', which was first on the list and therefore the one I tried out.

The average episode of 'FB,LM' looks to be an hour or two long but the newest edition lasts 2 hours and 43 minutes.  Titled "If This Man Can Turn His Life Around, So Can You with John McAvoy", I dived in.  That might sound unfair since I didn't give The Irishman the same chance the other day, but with podcasts I can do other things while I listen so I think they're different.  Plus, the average Chart Music episode is 4 hours long so I'm used to podcasts that take up a whole evening!  I'd never heard of either Dr Chatterjee or John McAvoy, although the latter's story was so unusual and compelling that I'm surprised not to have come across him before.

What I expected from this podcast was that it was going to be one of those self-help shows that uses a lot of clichés and soft voices asking me to visualise things, but luckily it didn't end up like that. The opening wasn't too promising - it started with Dr Chatterjee trying to shill his new self-help book, advertising some expensive shoes and then taking me through a hotel-sponsored breathing exercise.  After I'd sat through that, the interview began.  

John McAvoy is an endurance sportsman who landed on this profession after growing up in an organised crime family who led him to armed robbery and, inevitably, a ten year stretch in prison.  From that point onwards, no matter how many times the Dr. dropped the word 'mindset' into the conversation, the podcast became like listening to a compelling episode of 'This American Life'.  McAvoy's story truly is fascinating and he's great at telling it; the 2.5 hours where he described everything he'd been through and how he got to where he is today flew by.  

The episode ended with another plea to purchase Dr Chatterjee's book, which claims to give 5 minute fixes to bad habits or something.  I found McAvoy compelling but would have enjoyed it a bit more if it wasn't being viewed through the prism of self-improvement and health; there were no gory details about the actual bank robberies which I suspect might appear in another type of podcast, and I'd rather have learned more about that than had the conversation continually steered to that key-word, 'mindset'.  I won't be subscribing to this podcast but if you like to hear stories told by interesting people that centre on health and wellbeing, I can't fault it as a production.  

The Podcasts app doesn't have any sort of personalisation or targeting - the 'Be A Better You' thing is for New Year, not for me specifically.  I'd like it if they did have a 'recommended for you' tab on there as I often wish it was easier to find other podcasts like the ones I love most, as all they have at the moment is a 'similar to...' which works like Amazon recommendations in that it shows what other people who listen to that podcast have downloaded.  As a result it always just shows the really popular shows, regardless of whether or not they truly are similar in genre or style.  The alternative is to listen to podcasts on Spotify which does offer recommendations, but there's no way to tell it if I listened to something and didn't like it, so it continues to tell me about new episodes of a podcast I listened to for 5 minutes and hated.  

If you're a podcast fan, please tell me what sort of shows you're into! 

R x